To Kill a [insert type of annoyingly loud bird here]

Ok, I suppose that last post was a bit of a lie.  I really do like the sun.  I curl up like a cat on the floor in the patches where the sun streaks in through the window.  Right now I'm lying beside my pool staring at the bougainvilleas, and it's nice.  I can really only stand the heat in the late afternoon/early evening.  But I swear, if that squawking bird does not put a lid on it...